Cynthia Witthoft :: Blood Blood Blood (1995)

Polonia / 1995 / Instrumental Metal

01 - Happy Xenophobe
02 - Wehrmacht Attack
03 - Eve's Apple
04 - Heart Attack
05 - Phallus In the Wind
06 - Short Kicks Major Ass
07 - Amputations of War
08 - Triumph and Fame
09 - Fingers Into My Eyes
10 - Powerful Antonyms
11 - Enjoy Going to the Gynecologist
12 - I Wanna Watch the End of the Humanity
13 - Unusual People Like Me
14 - Blood Blood Blood
15 - Arterial Hypertension
16 - Here We Are Waiting for You
17 - Contains Information About You
18 - Metal Catches Skin
19 - Stulejka
20 - Darkness, Sadness and Tragedy
21 - Sweet Brothel Bitches
22 - My Hard Generation

Bonus Disc:
01 - The Express Train to Hell
02 - The Triumph of Trash Metal
03 - Ewolucja
04 - Mutacja
05 - Saltacjonizm
06 - Lotnisko 2010
07 - Sad Eyes Never Lie (Part 1)
08 - Owady
09 - Sad Eyes Never Lie (Part 2)
10 - The Ugly European
11 - Final Credit

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Cynthia Witthoft :: The Mortal Fishzilla (2010)

Polonia / 2010 / Metal Instrumental

01 - Ronnie James Dio Is Dead
02 - Wild Crazy Lesbians (Pt.1)
03 - God Push Me to Suicide
04 - The Mortal Fishzilla
05 - Mechanical Horse
06 - Wild Crazy Lesbians (Pt.2)
07 - Funny or Die
08 - Lucifer In Red Clothes
09 - Survivor Sucks
10 - Polish Aliens
11 - The Grim Sleeper
12 - Fuck the Pope In the Face
13 - Frida Kahlo Tribute
14 - Cosmic Signals (Pts.1 & 2)
15 - Pozytywka

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Cynthia Witthoft :: Pregnant by Rape (2010)

Polonia / 2010 / Heavy Metal

01 - Our Hero Mahmud Ahmadineżad
02 - Love That Evil Woman
03 - Four Little Maidens
04 - The Reptilian Aliens
05 - Satanic Muzak
06 - 9/11: A Big Fabrication Blues
07 - The Mayan Factor
08 - Nancy Spungen Tribute
09 - My Dearest Love
10 - Schematic Diagram
11 - The Sacred Time of 2012
12 - The Inversion of the Magnetic Poles
13 - Nightmare Circus
14 - Song for Jane Porter
15 - Hard Tango
16 - Cosmic Signals
17 - Elements for Platform Games
18 - Righteous Insanity Theatre

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Cynthia Witthoft :: Rectal Hidden Tracks I & II (2002)

Cd01:
01 Allah Bless the Occident
02 At Least We're Doing Everything
03 Disgust Day
04 Anneliese Michel
05 Lucifer Between Us
06 A Bird In the Hand Is Worst than Two In the Bush's Ass
07 The People Should Celebrate Our Capitalist System
08 My Feet Are Weapons
09 There's a Rat In My Intestine
10 Deceitful Virtue Is Much Better than Hypocrisy
11 Warning: Contains Explicit Guitar
12 Sometimes a Cigar Is Just a Cigar
13 Visceral Feel
14 Fragile Line of Existence
15 The Revolting People
16 That's All Gore Ever!
17 I'm Looking For the Devil at the Crossroads
18 Sharks Banquet
19 Massacre Innocent People
20 The Ass Is True of the Universe
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Cd02:
01 Fruit Fellatio
02 Chinese Blade
03 Pet Flesh Fly
04 Fear Syndrome
05 The Female Bollocks
06 The Boring Road of Life
07 There's a Tornado Beside You!
08 Young Fury
09 My Father Loved Glenn Miller & His Orchestra
10 Thousand Orgasm Faces
11 A Fairy Tale
12 The Great Wing Chun Master
13 Deadly Psoriasis
14 My Beautiful Greasy Man
15 Let's Explode This Fuckin' World!
16 Grab Your Balls
17 Feet Fetishist
18 The Girls Of Death Proof
19 Don't Give Me Excuses, Fuck Me!
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Cd01:
01 Dream Implosion
02 Suck My Milk and I Suck Yours
03 Our Hallucinogenic Drugs
04 Beg for Your Life
05 Eisoptrophobia & Aeronausiphobia
06 Adult Ballad
07 Invincible Woman
08 The Morning of the Magicians
09 Dominatrix Mistress
10 Dangerous Trucks
11 Guilty Pleasures Right Here!
12 Buddha's Return
13 Corrupted Fingers
14 The Architecture of Destruction
15 God' Sexy Hands (Tribute to Dream Theater)
16 Daring Ummagumma I
17 Daring Ummagumma II
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Cd02:
01 Eschatological Desire
02 My Mom Taught Me How to Be a Bitch Like Her
03 Sweet Torture
04 Darkness, Sadness and Tragedy
05 Here We Are Waiting for You
06 Janusz' Eleven Inch Flesh Between My Legs
07 Esquizophonia
08 Horror Hair
09 Alive In Morgue
10 Crucifying Everybody
11 I Wanna Watch the End of the Humanity
12 Simone de Beauvoir
13 Carpe Diem
14 Róża Luksemburg Blues
15 Live Improvisation I
16 Live Improvisation II
17 Live Improvisation III
18 Live Improvisation IV
19 Live Improvisation V
20 Fade to Black
21 Nothing Else Matters
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Cynthia Witthoft :: Garage Pussy (Demo 2002)

Polonia / 2002 / Instrumental Trash Metal

01 - Cyber Pussy
02 - Scavenging Behaviour
03 - A Tribute To My Carnivorous Plants
04 - The Third Leg
05 - Jaskinia Metal
06 - Distorted Memory
07 - To Those Who Are Having Sexual Problems
08 - Bad Knowing

Cynthia Witthoft :: Blues Full Of Nicotine (Demo 2006)

01 - Blues For Reddo Gaden
02 - Tofu Dependent
03 - The Matrix Solution
04 - Blues Full Of Nicotine
05 - Water Closet Blues
06 - House Of The Rising Sun
07 - Jimi Jam
08 - Gua Sha Therapy Blues
09 - Worm Experience
10 - Kitchen Blues

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Cynthia Witthoft :: Freak Women (2009)

Polonia / 2009 / Instrumental Metal / Blues

Tracklist:
(Freak Women - EP 2009)
01 - Groteska
02 - Freak Women
03 - Bestial Body

(Blues Full Of Nicotine - EP 2006)
04 - Blues For Reddo G?den
05 - Tofu Dependent
06 - The Matrix Solution
07 - Blues Full Of Nicotine
08 - Water Closet Blues
09 - House Of The Rising Sun

(Garage Pussy - Demo 2002)
10 - The Third Leg
11 - Jaskinia Metal
12 - Distorted Memory
13 - To Those Who Are Having Sexual Problems
14 - Cyber Pussy
15 - Scavenging Behaviour
16 - A Trubte To My Carnivorous Plants
17 - Bad Knowing

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Cynthia Witthoft :: I Should Not Believe in a Satan Who Does Not Dance (1998)

Polonia / 1998 / Extreme Metal / Instrumental Metal

Tracklist:
01 Never Marry the First Man you Fuck
02 Sexy Noise Turn Me On
03 The Politics of Social Revolt
04 The Sound and the Fury
05 I Should Not Believe in a Satan Who Does Not Dance
06 Metal Style
07 If God Really Loved Me, God Would Send Me More Money
08 Extreme Woman
09 Dance with the Devil
10 It's Just You and Me
11 Fast Fuck
12 New World Order
13 The Immortal Beauty
14 Suicidal Risk
15 Competent Human
16 Adolescent Alienation
17 Enigma (live) - bonus

Cynthia Witthoft :: Techno Scorpion (1994)

Disk One:
01 The Techno Scorpion
02 The Homosexual Priest
03 Immunohistologic Identification
04 Day of Female Fury
05 A Killer Headache
06 Animated War
07 Supersonic Orgasm
08 Life Song
09 The God Machine
10 Confidential Forum
11 Dead Kennedys Lover
12 Relax, It’s Just Turbulence !
13 Spanish Soul
14 Eletronic Mozart
15 Seven Steps to Death
16 Bach Reincarnated as C3PO
17 Happy and Bleeding
18 Cruise Ship Orgy
19 Deep Humour
20 Dark Drama

Disk Two:
01 Romanian Exorcism
02 Second Life
03 Death Techno Metal Experiment
04 Hardcore Tendencies
05 Just Smile and Walk Away
06 Unconscious Mind
07 Book Lungs
08 Scorpion Venom
09 Sexual Selection
10 Short Integration
11 The Gallic Hero
12 Kamikaze Trip
13 It's Just You and Me
14 Mohammed's Ascension
15 Desert Talk
16 Heavy Techno Industrial
17 Psycho Soap
18 Morpheus' Encounter
19 Boring Ass Life
20 First Techno Experiment

Cynthia Witthoft :: Classy Metal & Charm (2007)

Polonia / 2007 / Instrumental Extreme Metal

Tracklist:
Disk One:
01 The Rescuer of Andromeda
02 The Wife of Cepheus
03 The Unicorn
04 The Chamaeleon
05 The Lesser Bear ( I & II )
06 The Sails of the Argo
07 The Southern Triangle
08 The Microscope
09 The Horned Goat
10 The Winged Horse
11 The Dolphin
12 The Techno Scorpion

Disk Two:
01 The Carpenter's Level
02 Castor and Pollux
03 The Dragon
04 Bernice's Lock of Hair
05 The King of Ethiopia
06 The Sextant
07 The Daughter of Cassiopeia
08 The Little Fox
09 The Bird of Paradise
10 The Peacock
11 Robot Black Metal

Cynthia Witthoft :: Hardcore Girl (2002)

Polonia / 2002 / Instrumental Extreme Metal

Tracklist:
01 Hardcore Girl
02 Relics of Our Satanic Predecessors
03 Candida Royalle
04 Political and Idealogical Integrity
05 Heavy Metal Never Dies
06 I'm a Hypocritical Bitch and I Love It!

Cynthia Witthoft :: You Think You Know Me? (2005)

Polonia / 2005 / Instrumental Extreme Metal

Tracklist:
01 There's Only One Demon and Jehovah Is His Messenger
02 Bucefalus & Incitatus Are Moshing in Gehenna
03 Seven Steps to Death
04 Never Let Me Go
05 Thrilling Female Anal Sphincter
06 Back to the Future
07 Wolfish Zoophilia
08 Lizzie Borden
09 Let's Rape and Pillage USA
10 Uninvited Blues
11 You Think You Know Me?
12 Salome's Head Collection
13 A Big Black Dick Makes Me Feel So Good Inside!
14 Soul Distortion
15 Mary Ann Cotton
16 Lysergic Extreme Metal
17 The Suicide Note by Wendy O. Williams
18 Canadian Pink Blood
19 Book Lungs
20 The Early Punk Years I
21 Epilogue: Grace Marks
22 The Early Punk Years II

Cynthia Witthoft :: Around the World: An Internet Anthology (2005)

Polonia / 2005 / Instrumental Extreme Metal

Essa polonesa do metal eu sei que muita gente gosta aqui, então: um presente de natal!

Tracklist:

01 Pet Flesh Fly
02 Polish Blood
03 Life is a Casket Surprise
04 Playing Classic Hits
05 We Never Went to the Moon
06 Porn Wonder Woman
07 Scorpion Venom
08 The Postmodern Delusion
09 Secrete Is Clandestineness, Shame Is Embarrassment
10 Be Jonathan Livingston Seagull or Kill Him!
11 Spanish Street Springtime Fiesta
12 Our Hallucinogenic Drugs
13 Sometimes a Cigar Is Just a Cigar
14 Who Killed My Imaginary Sea Monkeys?
15 I Decided, I Can Do Everything!
16 The Thirty Gates to Paradise
17 Frog Rain
18 Around the World
19 My Mom Taught Me How to Be a Bitch Like Her
20 R.I.P.
21 Necrophonia
22 Alive In Morgue
23 Transmission of Commander Ashtar Sheran

Cynthia Witthoft :: The Eternal Fire of Zarathustra (iTunes 2008)

Polonia / 2008 / Instrumental Extreme Metal

Tracklist:
DISC ONE:
01 Lick It Off
02 Song to Intellectual Beauty
03 Jugular Dinner
04 The Effects of Acid on Different Kinds of My Personality
05 Voodoo Dolls Family
06 Cold Fingers
07 Brain Salad
08 From Outer Space
09 Consecration Of Death
10 Sweet Salem
11 Soul Damage
12 The Nazi Troops
13 Electromechanical Headbanger
14 Tryptophan Depletion
15 I Am in Your Blood
16 Toadstool Tea
17 The Eternal Fire of Zarathustra
18 Serotonin Synthesis
19 Ballad of a Talking Pussy
20 Red Planet

DISC TWO:
01 Under Murphy's Law
02 The Crow and the Warrior
03 Progressive Agression
04 Happy Sex Hour
05 Cynthia's Bedroom I
06 Cynthia's Bedroom II
07 Anna's Birthday Celebration
08 Extracorporeal Membrane
09 Race to Fuck
10 Beethoven's Skull
11 H. R. Giger Monster
12 Fatal Solution of Thaurissan
13 Ankylosing Spondylitis
14 The Lost World
15 Looking to the Blood Sky
16 Radical Rave
17 Drink My Menstrual Fluid
18 Intracranial Noise

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Cynthia Witthoft :: The Murder of Oneself [compilation] (2007)

Polonia / 2007 / Instrumental Extreme Metal

Tracklist:
01 My Guitar Went Wild with Excitement
02 The Murder of Oneself
03 Solution of All Problems
04 Beyond the Storm
05 A Perfect Song for a Movie Soundtrack
06 The Supreme Power
07 This Is My Domain, Any Question?
08 Silicone Obsession
09 You Can't See Me
10 Lowlife
11 Pietushkin Loves Gombrowicz But He Loves Me Even More!
12 Haunted House
13 Fucking Feng Shui
14 Just Won't Burn
15 Bisexual Fantasies
16 Girl Eats Girl
17 With and Without Sexy Metal
18 Dumb Emo
19 Short and Sweet Like Me
20 The Violet Mouth Effect
21 Lesbian Grunge Pop Porn
22 The Fuckin' Final

Cynthia Witthoft :: Tom Waits Bad Breath (2006)

Polonia / 2006 / Alternative Rock

Bem, já que há por aqui tanta paixão pela "ladrona polonesa" Cynthia Witthoft, resolvi postar um dos albuns mais estranhos dela. Tom Waits é um dos meus músicos prediletos, e há um ano atrás mais ou menos recebi do site http://tomwaits.pytalhost.com/index.htm esse tributo ao Tom feito pela banda da Cynthia. Creio que este é o único album (bootleg, como sempre!) onde os músicos dessa banda se atrevem a cantar. Conta com participação da irmã do baterista Maciek Gogacz, a Zosienka Gogacz, que além de ser a única voz realmente bela no cd também toca violino em duas faixas. É atípico o álbum dentro da carreira já atípica de Cynthia Witthoft, que tráz consigo um grande enigma, muitos admiradores e uma grande certeza: é uma excelente guitarrista que sempre surpreende! (apesar de nesse cd não parecer pegar na guitarra...). As gravações vão das mais toscas "mono caseiras" até um grindcore e um pesado punk intrumental. Eu, particularmente, não gostei do álbum, mas com certeza é uma grande oportunidade aos que queriam ouvir esse pessoal da banda dela cantar ou tocar até de indie a um techno daqueles mais chatos. Ou seja, para aqueles outros que estão aqui procurando metal apenas seria melhor pular essa postagem e baixar o próximo álbum: esse é só uma curiosidade (mórbida)... e lavo as minhas mãos...

Line up:
Cynthia Witthoft: Guitarra, Sampler, Teclados, Voz
Elżbieta Ślubne: Bateria, Efeitos Sonoros, Voz
Maciek Gogacz: Bateria, Efeitos Sonoros, Voz
Anna Murawska: Teclados, Piano, Voz
Janusz Kowalczyk: Guitarra, Teclados, Sampler, Voz Principal
Tom Waits: Voz (faixas 3 & 5)
Koor Haarlem: Coral (faixa 3)
Renata Młodszy: Baixo, Guitarra, Voz
Catharina Ozdalga: Guitarra, Baixo, Voz
Zosienka Gogacz: Violino, Voz Principal

Tracklist:
01 - Tom Waits Lives In My Dreams [Cynthia Witthoft, Elżbieta Ślubne & Maciek Gogacz]
02 - Tom Waits Caffeine [Anna Murawska & Janusz Kowalczyk]
03 - Misery Is The River Of The World [Tom Waits, Koor Haarlem & Anna Murawska]
04 - Tom Waits Makes Me Punk [Renata Młodszy & Elżbieta Ślubne]
05 - On the Road [Tom Waits Reinvented by Cynthia Witthoft]
06 - San Diego Serenade [Catharina Ozdalga, Zosienka Gogacz, Renata Młodszy & Janusz Kowalczyk]
07 - Kaktusowate [Maciek Gogacz]
08 - You Can Never Hold Back Spring [Janusz Kowalczyk]
09 - Chocolate Jesus [Zosienka Gogacz, Maciek Gogacz & Catharina Ozdalga]
10 - Tom Waits Bad Breath [Cynthia Witthoft & Janusz Kowalczyk]
11 - Tom Waits Makes Me Grind [Cynthia Witthoft & Maciek Gogacz]
12 - Good Old World [Anna Muraswka]
13 - Dirt In The Ground [Cynthia Witthoft, Zosienka Gogacz & Maciek Gogacz]
14 - Tom Waits For Lesbians [Janusz Kowalczyk, Catharina Ozdalga & Maciek Gogacz]
15 - Jockey Full of Bourbon [Renata Mlodszy & Janusz Kowalczyk]
16 - The Unrealized Tom Waits' Mohawks At The Diner [Anna Murawska & Renata Młodszy]
17 - Temptation [Cynthia Witthoft, Elzbieta Slubne & Zosienka Gogacz]
18 - Take It With Me [Anna Murawska]
19 - LowDown [Catharina Ozdalga, Elzbieta Slubne & Janusz Kowalczyk]
20 - Goin Out West [Catharina Ozdalga, Elzbieta Slubne & Janusz Kowalczyk]

Cynthia Witthoft :: The Most Versatile Band Ever (1996)

Polonia / 1996 / Instrumental Metal

Previously album only available through extinct Cynthia Witthoft's website, "The Most Versatile Band Ever" has finally gotten a commercial release by Midnight FM. All in all this is certainly a good buy for any fan of Cynthia Witthoft who has been following her up until now. But having said that, I cannot give this the full 5 stars for the reason that songs are extremely ecletic, from black metal to classical and hard rock. Yes, this is “The Most Versatile Band Ever”.The CD: Basically another collection of home recordings, b-sides and other rarities. If you're a long-time fan of Cynthia Witthoft, by all means get this. Having these rare songs is definitely nice. But if you're new to Cynthia Witthoft's music, start by getting her “The Murder of Oneself” album, or better yet, invest the extra cash and get the recently released deluxe edition of “The Libertines' Songs 1 & 2”. The industry is having a hard time classifying Cynthia Witthoft's music. Some say “extreme metal”, others “progressive metal”. Although her music contains elements of both, I would prefer to classify it under adult alternative hard-metal. I suppose what you would call it is up to the individual. (William Touller - Chicago)

Tracklist:
01 A Thousand Nails Scratching Your Coffin
02 The Unsupportable God's Ego
03 Uczeń Czarnoksiężnika
04 You Smell Like Sperm
05 The Most Versatile Band Ever
06 Cynthia in 1773
07 Rock, Tantra & Enlightenment
08 I'm a Cyborg, But That's Ok!
09 Dance with the Devil at Home
10 Any Repetitive Noise Makes Me Crazy
11 Holly Boogie
12 Not Authorized Autobiography
13 My Hard Generation
14 Workaholic Band
15 Obrazki z Wystawy
16 Lysergic Albert Hofmann & Acid Timothy Leary
17 They Only Come Out at Night
18 Spring at Sanatorium
19 Eletronic Ghost Rider
20 Right About Reincarnation
21 Anna's Birthday Celebration [featuring with The Freelovers]
22 Women's Day-By-Day
23 Old School Hardcore I
24 Old School Hardcore II
25 Eating Men at Dinner
26 God Hates Me
27 The Final Cataclysm

Cynthia Witthoft :: Finland Defloration (The Best of Finland Tapes 2008)

Polonia 2008 Extreme Instrumental Metal

Se alguém achar ruim esse disco é porque não gosta nem de rock, nem de metal e nem de nada que preste... o álbum é fantástico!!!

Line up:
Cynthia Witthoft - guitarra, bajo, teclado, sampler, voz eventual
Janusz Kowalczyc - guitarra, voz eventual
Anna Murawska - teclado, sintetizador
Renata Mlodszy - bajo, guitarra
Maciek Gogacz - bateria
Catharina Ozdalga - guitarra
Elżbieta Ślubne - percusion

Tracklist:
01 Dream Implosion
02 Here We Are Waiting for You
03 The Children of the Crow
04 The Depth of Shadows
05 Brutal Bullfight
06 The World's Wildest Delicacies
07 Meat Is Murder
08 Dangerous Trucks
09 The Architecture of Destruction
10 Visitors from Outer Space
11 My Beautiful Greasy Man
12 Allah Bless the Occident
13 The Striped Flying Cow
14 Playing with Thanatos' Paws
15 The Postmodern Delusion
16 The Baneful Life of Mary Shelley
17 Vulva Over Vulva
18 Requiem & Redemption

Cynthia Witthoft :: Girl of a Thousand Faces

Polonia / Metal Instrumental

01 The Road Riders
02 Lady of Siluva
03 Tribute To The Exploited
04 Queen’s Dance of Death
05 Relics of Our Satanic Predecessors
06 The Hades Project
07 The Merovingian Dynasty
08 Cthulhu's March
09 Hardcore Girl
10 The Fuckers Song
11 The Sweet Sound of Hell
12 Environmental Health
13 Candida Royalle
14 Dream Evil
15 Pollution Control
16 Stupid Metal
17 Stronger Symphony to Iblis
18 Hypnotized Slut Masturbating
19 All Night Long (live) - bonus

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Cynthia Witthoft :: The Power Of Women (2008)

Polonia | 2008 | Extreme Instrumental Metal

Tracklist:

DISC ONE:

01 Anne Rice's Funeral
02 The Baneful Life of Mary Shelley
03 The Great Goddess Kālī
04 Simone de Beauvoir
05 Anaïs Nin: The Lady of My Dreams
06 The Daughter of Cassiopeia
07 Helen of Troy Should Be Bigamist
08 This Is for You Miss Tracy Conover
09 Bitch Tacher
10 Cicciolina Political Woman
11 Tribute with a Punch to Cookie Cutter Girl
12 Princess Diana Is Dead and the World Is Ever the Same
13 Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
14 Yasodhara, Buddha's Wife
15 Anneliese Michel
16 Eve and Cleopatra with a Hundred Ejaculating Serpents
17 Myra Hindley & Karla Homolka Are So Stupid!
18 The Mysteries of Ann Radcliffe
19 Joanna d'Arc Should Be Fucked Up
20 Lilith's Power


DISC TWO:

01 Jesus & Mary Magdalene with Kama Sutra
02 Teresa z Ávila Glitter-metal
03 Elżbieta Batory
04 Tribute to Amber Dawn Landin
05 Orianthi & Carina Alfie Are Fabulous
06 The Rescuer of Andromeda
07 Candida Royalle
08 Mata Hari's Post-rock
09 Super Female Mary Ann Evans
10 Liona Boyd Hates Electric Guitar
11 Róża Luksemburg Blues
12 Lady of Siluva
13 Medusa's Hairdresser
14 Lizzie Borden
15 Salome's Head Collection
16 The Suicide Note by Wendy O. Williams
17 Jane Toppan, More Morphine Please!
18 Mary Ann Cotton
19 Grace Marks

Aqui os dejo este doble cd de esta genio del metal.... sin palabras! genialidad compas tras compas!!

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